Caw Said The Crow

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR From nultygoestopartick in nultygoestopartick (10 minutes old)

Years ago people were slagged off if they had a speach impediment, now it seems you cant get on the tewwy un wess you have one. Not that I have any fwing about people with impediments cetennwy not … more

Decoy Park From ajnspencer ^Pro in Welcome to AJ's... (24 minutes old)

The second of the 2 photo posts, these are from a little trip I took yesterday to a nearby park, one regulars might know I've posted before. … more

Autumn colours... From ajnspencer ^Pro in Welcome to AJ's... (36 minutes old)

The first of a couple of picture posts, these were actually photos I found on my memory card the other day, must have snapped them at random then forgotten! … more

Junk Mail From DirkBeauregard ^Pro in Berry Deep France (2 hours old)

Time to trawl through the crap that has accumulated in my letter box - bundles of brochures and adverts for things I generally don't want or need. They are however an excellent barometer of the way we… more

3-part question for those with a sweet tooth. From Znethru ^Pro in Ask or Answer. (2 hours old)

Is Marzipan the same as Icing Sugar and what is a Battenburg?… more

Missing the Bojolay Noovoh From DirkBeauregard ^Pro in Berry Deep France (2 hours old)

How could this one escape my notice . . . last Thursday was Beaujolais Nouveau (bojolay noovoh) – as a less than reasonable drinker of wine, the third Thursday of November should be a red letter da… more

Soap From nultygoestopartick in nultygoestopartick (3 hours old)

A wee boy went into a shop in Partick picked out a large box of Daz. The guy in the shop walked over and asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. "Oh, it's not clothes" the boy said, "I'm … more

Sweet Dreams From nultygoestopartick in nultygoestopartick (3 hours old)

I just baught a microwave bed on Ebay There are brilliant you get afull nights sleep in ten minutes.… more

Observations on Whinging From pompeycaulkhead in Observations From A Small Island (7 hours old)

Why me? Why fucking me? Why does anyone who feels like a good whinge and bitch and gripe and moan, often about things I have nothing to do with and bugger all interest in, think its funny to do it in … more

The Times website is going to charge money... From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (18 hours old)

The Times website is going to charge money if you want to read it. I read this for nothing, in the Guardian. I have already pointed out that removal of Murdoch's biased reportage will improve the q… more

Dear World.... From rithompson in Painting The World Pink (19 hours old)

A quick post because it's now stupid o'clock in the morning. A couple of points regarding female nudity, or not quite nudity. 1. If a man or a woman chooses to pose in their undies (thinking D… more

Observations on The Good Old Days From pompeycaulkhead in Observations From A Small Island (23 hours old)

Of all the things my mother is not entirely good at, living in the 21st century is probably top of the list. Anything technical baffles her. To watch her try and write a text is painful. I have seen a… more

The Hand of Terry From DirkBeauregard ^Pro in Berry Deep France (1 day old)

What can you say that hasn't already been said. The event has been qualified as "shameful" The national verdict on Thierry Henry's "Hand of God" goal that qualified France for the 2010 World Cup… more

Pig Flew From DirkBeauregard ^Pro in Berry Deep France (1 day old)

You could hardly say that the French are flooding into their swime flu vaccination centres, however, numbers are up on last week. The nation’s hospital A&E units are however clogged with thou… more

I assume... From ajnspencer ^Pro in Welcome to AJ's... (1 day old)

...Juzzzy will have seen this, lol Birthday card anger… more

The French are happy From DirkBeauregard ^Pro in Berry Deep France (1 day old)

Swine flu, recession and Christmas on the way (I don’t know anyone who actually likes Christmas) it is surprising that in a poll this week for the women’s magazine « Femme Actuelle » - a staggering 96… more

A Wee Fly Holiday From nultygoestopartick in nultygoestopartick (1 day old)

Just before we left Tenerife a wee fly managed to get into the plane I hope it brought it's duffle coat and wellies and it finds a big steaming hot jobbie with a neon sign saying ''Fly's Are Us'' to… more

DIRRRRTY JOKE FRIDAY!!!! From pompeycaulkhead in Observations From A Small Island (1 day old)

Saucier than Sarah Harding in a spitroast. Dodgier than Robert Maxwells cheque book. Its Dirty Joke Friday time!!!! A pirate walks into a pub and the bar man says 'Jesus mate, what happened to you? W… more

Back Home From nultygoestopartick in nultygoestopartick (1 day old)

Well I'm back but not missing my daily swim, there is a puddle round the back the size of Loch Lomond but is fowkin FREEEEEEEEEEZIN but at least the sun is out.… more

One More Push From nultygoestopartick in nultygoestopartick (1 day old)

Well they fit me yesterday … more

IMPORTANT NOTICE From kendrive ^Pro in I SAY (1 day old)

REVISED SCHEDULE I now have SIX blogs on the Internet and I am beginning find them a struggle to manage on a regular daily basis. They are taking too much of my time away from other interest… more

IMPORTANT NOTICE From kendrive ^Pro in Colin Tells You Where To Go! (1 day old)

REVISED SCHEDULE I now have SIX blogs on the Internet and I am beginning find them a struggle to manage on a regular daily basis. They are taking too much of my time away from other interest… more

IMPORTANT NOTICE From kendrive ^Pro in KENDRIVE (1 day old)

REVISED SCHEDULE I now have SIX blogs on the Internet and I am beginning find them a struggle to manage on a regular daily basis. They are taking too much of my time away from other interest… more

IMPORTANT NOTICE From kendrive ^Pro in GRUMPY OLD MAN (1 day old)

REVISED SCHEDULE I now have SIX blogs on the Internet and I am beginning find them a struggle to manage on a regular daily basis. They are taking too much of my time away from other interest… more

IMPORTANT NOTICE From kendrive ^Pro in ART FOR ART'S SAKE (1 day old)

REVISED SCHEDULE I now have SIX blogs on the Internet and I am beginning find them a struggle to manage on a regular daily basis. They are taking too much of my time away from other interest… more

IMPORTANT NOTICE From kendrive ^Pro in POEMS AND PROSE (1 day old)

REVISED SCHEDULE I now have SIX blogs on the Internet and I am beginning find them a struggle to manage on a regular daily basis. They are taking too much of my time away from other interest… more

Observations on My Abrupt Departure From pompeycaulkhead in Observations From A Small Island (1 day old)

There one minute gone the next. A bit like Wayne Rooneys barnet. I apologise profusely but my brother pitched up to give me a hand taking some back to mine and besides beer was calling. So to make up… more

Evening Spews From rithompson in Painting The World Pink (1 day old)

We may not have the opportunity to chose the President of Europe, but we can still be thankful that those doing the appointing have made millions of Europeans happy by rejecting smug, war-loving, To… more

From rithompson in Random Football Match Related Stories (2 days old)

Firstly, I'd like to say "Well done France!" - you missed a golden opportunity to rid yourselves of the Alistair Darling Muppet that coaches you. Now you're stuck with his bad management - and the f… more

Celebrating! From The_Walrus ^Pro in The Walrus (2 days old)

I just found out that the notorious clone of Mrs Thatcher, the utterly revolting money-grubber Blair is no longer in contention for the post of European Council president. Perhaps now he will start wo… more