1. Other Drivers
"Yes I couldn't be bothered to clear the snow off my car this morning I only need a small hole 6cm round to see the road
through and I'm sure my headlights will shine bright through the 6 inches of snow on the bonnet."
2. White Van Men
"Of course mate my van has mystical powers that mean I can steam down the snow covered fast lane at 60mph when I can't see more the 10 feet in front."
3. London Buses
"That's it lads no buses today as a flake of snow has fallen on the London Weather Centre sorry but that's what it says in our contract!"
4. Gritters
"Well if I turn the grit on it would just be a waste wouldn't it much better I drive round with the lights flashing and nothing coming out"
